In his first post for The Contrarian, Andy Borowitz offers creative editorial assistance to Jeff Bezos
We’ll leave the Gaslight On!
Phenomenal!
That’s brilliant
Easily wins the internet for this week!
Gutfeld of FOX News can now eat his own heart out!
A+++
Love your online name...either that or your folks had a wicked sense of humor!
This is the winner.
Just 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
LOLOL! You win!!
Love it!
“Because you need Something on the Bottom of the Birdcage.”
LMAO
Ha! A fellow bird owner!
Best ever! LOL
Or for training your new puppy 🐶🐶
I tried that and it ruined my laptop.
All The News That We're Allowed to Print
Democracy died in plain sight.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Oof. I hope not, but yeah feels that way unless some kind of miracle happens. :(
Killing democracy one day at a time
Autocracy thrives in the dark
That fish ain’t going to wrap itself
Voting for Andy’s “All The News From Writers Who Already Haven’t Quit”
It could be rephrased, "All the News From the Writers Who Haven't Quit Yet."
Good one
"It's dark. Democracy died."
Hello Darkness My Old Friend.
Democracy’s Eulogist
Knee pads required
Love it. Keep ‘em coming Andy. You’re welcome at The Contrarian.
Oligarchy lives in darkness
"Democracy Dies as Tech Bros Thrive"
or
"Democracy Dies When Tech Bros Drive"
Both are very appropriate.
We don’t need no freakin news!
I’m too sad to be creative…my hometown newspaper. Ben Bradlee and Katherine Graham must be rolling in their graves.
They’ve already been rolling— now they’re spinning.
mission accomplished
We’ll leave the Gaslight On!
Phenomenal!
That’s brilliant
Easily wins the internet for this week!
Gutfeld of FOX News can now eat his own heart out!
A+++
Love your online name...either that or your folks had a wicked sense of humor!
This is the winner.
Just 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
LOLOL! You win!!
Love it!
“Because you need Something on the Bottom of the Birdcage.”
LMAO
Ha! A fellow bird owner!
Best ever! LOL
Or for training your new puppy 🐶🐶
I tried that and it ruined my laptop.
All The News That We're Allowed to Print
Democracy died in plain sight.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Oof. I hope not, but yeah feels that way unless some kind of miracle happens. :(
Killing democracy one day at a time
Autocracy thrives in the dark
That fish ain’t going to wrap itself
Voting for Andy’s “All The News From Writers Who Already Haven’t Quit”
It could be rephrased, "All the News From the Writers Who Haven't Quit Yet."
Good one
"It's dark. Democracy died."
Hello Darkness My Old Friend.
Democracy’s Eulogist
Knee pads required
Love it. Keep ‘em coming Andy. You’re welcome at The Contrarian.
Oligarchy lives in darkness
"Democracy Dies as Tech Bros Thrive"
or
"Democracy Dies When Tech Bros Drive"
Both are very appropriate.
We don’t need no freakin news!
I’m too sad to be creative…my hometown newspaper. Ben Bradlee and Katherine Graham must be rolling in their graves.
They’ve already been rolling— now they’re spinning.
mission accomplished