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And given it’s a Tesla it suddenly caught fire before anyone can approach near it

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I'd prefer it caught fire AFTER these a**holes were locked inside.

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Exactly

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We can dream!!

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what you said!

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Wait! What's funny about that?!

Just kidding. At least the windows are shatterproof...

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Later on Mixtape on the Titanic

"The Cybertruck Coronation"

(To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")

Verse 1:

Come and listen to a story 'bout some billionaire dregs

Who moved the inauguration 'cause the weather made them beg

Said "The Capitol's too spacious, need somewhere more elite"

So they packed into a Cybertruck for Trump's executive seat!

Chorus:

(Cyber kings... Tech lords... Silicon royalty...)

Verse 2:

Now Elon's DOGE department made efficiency its aim

Said "Four people is sufficient if they've got sufficient fame"

"Sorry JD, you're too poor, boy, you'll have to phone it in"

While Zuck and Bezos squeeze inside with their titanium grins

Bridge:

(Spoken in Musk voice)

"Look, if you can't prove your worth in crypto

You'll have to watch it on my X feed

That's just basic government efficiency!"

Verse 3:

Trump surveys the stainless kingdom of his angular domain

Claims four million people fit inside (he'll tweet that claim again)

The windows may be shatterproof, but reality's not clear

As democracy gets streamlined by the billionaire frontier

Chorus:

(Remote work... Poor folks... Not invited to this tea...)

Verse 4:

So they huddle in their Cybertruck, these masters of the verse

While history takes a detour through their blockchain universe

The most exclusive inauguration that's ever come to pass

Four billionaires in angular mass-produced stainless class

Final Verse:

Now the moral of this story might be hard to understand

When oligarchs play government behind steel command

But next time someone tells you that democracy's their aim

Check if they're livestreaming from a Cybertruck of fame!

Outro:

(Spoken in Trump voice)

"Beautiful truck, really beautiful... holds more people than the Mall ever did.

Four million at least. Maybe five. The biggest inauguration in a vehicle, ever.

Everybody's saying it. Even the poor people outside are saying it.

Not that we can hear them through this beautiful stainless steel..."

Tag:

Y'all come back now, ya hear?

(If your net worth qualifies...)

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OMG. BRILLIANT.

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Very clever! Thanks! (Except now the Beverly Hillbillies song is my earworm, complete with your lyrics…)

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Brilliant!!!

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BRAVA!

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😂 This made me laugh. Thank you. It does have a ring of truth, though.

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Sarcasm and wit frequently do have a ring of truth.

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I would schedule it for the men’s room at the Greyhound Bus Station in DC. All the tech bros will fit in there.

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I would schedule it in the 10th level of hell

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The reason trmp is still standing and breathing is because Satan doesn’t want him either …

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👍👍👍

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Thank you …

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i like the idea of a Unisex bathroom for this little get together!!

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Now, half the nation will raise its left hands and solemnly say, “I pledge allegiance to Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and the oligarchy they head. Half a nation under Trump with liberty and justice for those who bend the knee, and the rest of you can go to hell.”

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No, there will be no liberty or justice for them either. But they don’t know it yet.

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Will it be warm enough for all these Florida-Texas-Cali-South African men who seem to be afraid of a little cold? Minnesotans and Canadians must be laughing their heads off.

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I needed this today.

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I’d suggest they hold it…..never.

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Dulles Landing strip...

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gaza airport

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Mars

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sent up on boeing rockets...

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An ugly piece of trash for ugly pieces of trash

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May it self drive off the Pier into the Potomac.

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What to do today??? Can’t decide - is this a Day of Inauguration or Indoctrination or Intoxication? Hmmmmm……

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Day of mourning.

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Yup, rough day, Bonnie, but We Shall Overcome - Someday! I have a dream that this nightmare will be over! Hallelujah!!

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for a lost country

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Go for the third choice. At least recovery is quicker.

BTW, I'm wearing all black today, as if going to a funeral.

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Good choices, Steve!

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Thank you!

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let the drinking begin !

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Go, Patricia, Go!

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Actually, I find this story believable.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Thank you for my morning chuckle! In hell, where he belongs!

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Refreshing! Sigh….

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😂😂😂 brilliant, definitely needed this laugh today

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Hades

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