The Contrarian Pet of the Week
Meet Atticus!
THE PETS OF THE CONTRARIAN
Each week we’ve been sharing The Contrarian pet of the week. (The pet need not be contrarian.) This week, more than ever, we thought you all could use some puppy comfort. So it is our great privilege to introduce you to…
Name: Atticus
Age: 3 months
Breed: Weimaraner
Hobbies: Waiting for my favorite playmates to get home from school and napping in the sun
Worst/Best Moment: Still potty-training…need I say more?
Now there's a sincere, honest, responsible face.
Any chance we can appoint Atticus as Director of National Intelligence? He's obviously more well-qualified than the current nominee, and our allies would certainly trust him more with their secrets.