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Arkansas Blue's avatar

Actually, from the orange felon on down, through his cabinet to the lowliest magat, they all have malfunctioning AI in their heads.

The only ones not possessing AI are just plain cruel and inhumane, like Stephen Miller.

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Sandra Greer's avatar

How do you even know which ones are AI? They look like plastic reproductions, all of them. Including Stephen Miller, of course.

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Patrick Schelling's avatar

I say we give the fake AI Secretary of State a try. What have we got to lose?

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It's Come To This's avatar

I'm guessing the AI version was wittier and more charming.

When the history of this awful era is written, one of the chapters will surely be subtitled: "The Unbearable Sadness of Marco Rubio."

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Marc Panaye's avatar

I'm surprised!

Are you suggesting Rubio is in fact a living human being?

There was me thinking he was an AI generated humanoid android thing with one power "disappearing into a couch Homer Simpson style"

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Anne-Louise Luccarini's avatar

Explained at last: the unvarying quality of the White House Press Secretary, in appearance, voice, and performance.

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It's Come To This's avatar

All the Spokesbarbies are connected by a single string in the back. You pull it and she starts lying, or just wets herself, I forget which.

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Anne-Louise Luccarini's avatar

(Laughter). Thanks. I'll remember that for future viewings.

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Kate Oravec's avatar

This is just perfect. Thank you.

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